I am 69% Insane. ... ... teehee!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.

So far: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (my little brother can do it no joke!)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 8

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 11

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

So far: 11

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

So far: 15

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (YES! all the time! And in the leaves on trees aswell...)

So far: 19

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total score: 23

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score =
And write as your journal title "I am ___% Insane."

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Leave it to me to get 69% on an insanity quiz!